Coffee Date... except, like
the saddest date ever... because...
NO MAN!
PS... don'tcha think the bow on this dress is a bit extreme?
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Mrs Hadley: By Jove missy!
ReplyDeleteStanding alone above a table with a cute dress, that bow is too big, isn't the right way to conquer a man for a date.
*turns up her nose in disapproval*
Pleased of meet you, Christie, my name is Mrs Hadley and I'm Midge's mother, but you can call me Sandra. I'm here from a few days
I know you love books. A book is perfect. You can sit politely at your table, with your book and a cup of coffee, keeping an eye on your book and the other eye at the door of the Cafe.
When a charming man will pass the door, just ignore him. You'll see, he stops at your table pretending to start a conversation with you.
If this won't happen, just throw the book at his head and you will have all his attention. It's a warrant tecnique. I got married after this.
*sighs remembering the past good times*
You're very right, Mrs. Hadley... unless I'm drunk and dancing, there is no reason to stand on a table! How rude of me.
DeleteOf course, there were no men in this coffee shop because it was closed. So even if I threw a book, it wouldn't have hit anyone. *sigh*
ps, I would love to hear about "the past good times" sometime :)
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