(please pardon the cruddy phone photos, but I'm just too angry to dedicate time to taking good ones of a product that doesn't deserve it.)
Nikki: What is up with the cheap-ass clothing from Mattel lately?
First off... cut it out with the pink/purple sparkles.
You should have your sparkle license REVOKED.
Don't get me wrong, it's cool every once in a while,
it appeases kawaii addicts like my sister...
but stylish girls like me?
WE DON'T WANT THAT JUNK!
At least not for 90% of our wardrobe. -_-
But really, this is more of a personal preference...
I'm sure Christie would be thrilled to keep on with
pink and purple sparkles.
Second, there's something seriously wrong when a Fashionista outfit can make
Rapunzel and Wonder Woman look like hookers.
|Diana (aka, Wonder Woman): Hey Big Boy... lookin' for a good time?|
Finally, and my biggest rant of all...
STOP MAKING HALF AN OUTFIT.
I mean, seriously, how CHEAP can you get?!
I know Emmett was pretty pissed off about his
half a vest (dude... he wasn't a cheap date... so why
are you skimping on his clothes, Mattel?!)
today was the final straw,
and it's name?
"I can be... Paleontologist" Barbie.
Christie is such a dinosaur nut,
it's kinda cute, really.
So when we got Ms. Paleontologist Barbie,
Christie was psyched about the new outfit...
A t-shirt with dinos on it?
Even I think that's cool...
but our delight was short lived.
Because Mattel did it again.
Just like Emmett's vest, except even crappier.
TOTAL FALSE ADVERTISING.
Frankly, if they're going to pull this crap,
they need to have listed,
on the outside of the box,
the contents OF the box.
To top it all off, the arm holes aren't even hemmed,
and are already pulling apart.
What a cheap piece o' crap.
It's funny too,
I'll point you to #5 on the back of the box:
Somehow, I don't think a vest that cannot be removed from your half-shirt is
dressing for the occasion.