Christie: Today I wanted to talk about Takara Jenny outfits!
I got this one as a gift a while back and... uh...
GAH! It's that noise again... WHAT IS THAT?
*Narwhal pops out of nowhere and starts singing*
Narwhal, narwhal, living in the ocean!
Christie: WTF... did... did you see that?
Causing a commotion...
Christie: Sweet mother of... there are two!!
Because they are so Happy!
*Narwhals disappear as suddenly as they appeared*
Christie: Wow... I... I need more coffee.