Christie: Oh, hey Poppy! Did you join the Fashion Royalty Club this year?
Today was the last day!
Poppy: Yes. I've joined the Barbie Collector Club too.
Christie: Oh, uh, really? It's... kind of a Barbie thing. I didn't join the Fashion Royalty Club...
Poppy: Nor could you. You are inferior. However, Mattel does sometimes make decent clothing. For example, what you're wearing now. My plan is to purchase your brethren and strip them, then dispose of their bodies.
If you're interested in joining the Barbie Collector's Club, go here:
If you're interested in joining the Fashion Royalty Club, go here...
but you'd better do it quickly, registration ends today, 9PM: