Christie: This is going to be great! A long weekend up north,
and we get to take our new car!
Nikki: If you say so. I still think we should have gone to a spa.
Christie: No way! This is going to be great! Just you wait and see!
Nikki: Whatever.
*After a few hours of driving Christie pulls into a gravel driveway*
Christie: Well! Here we are!!
Nikki: You have GOT to be kidding me.
That thing looks like its about to fall apart. I am *NOT* going in there!
Christie: *points to the view all around them* How can you complain?!
It's beautiful up here! So what if the cabin isn't a 5 star resort?
Christie: This nature is BEAUTIFUL!
Nikki: No, this nature is terrible! I'm surrounded by bugs and green crap!
Help Meeeeeeeee!!!!! There isn't a cabana boy in sight!
Do I look like the kind of girl who can live without room service?!
Nikki: *goes to the car* We are leaving, right now!
Christie: That's not fair, we haven't even given it a chance!
Nikki: Christie, have you thought about this? I promise you, there are bugs in that cabin the size of your head!
Christie: Uh... well... I didn't think about bugs...
Nikki: That's right, you NEVER DO until it's too late! We're going home, get in the car.
Christie: Oh... ok.
Nikki: Next time, I pick our vacation!
Christie: Ok :(
Nikki: Now, let's get the heck out of here... there isn't a Starbucks on any of these street corners... this is just... unnatural... *shudder*